Each month an OBEY HOUSE patron has bestowed upon them the prestigious and highly coveted
GOLDEN TACO AWARD.
Issued exclusively by it's namesake and caretaker LARRY NIEMIEC, a recipient's qualifications would appear to be as follows:
1. Be at the OBEY HOUSE the first Wednesday of every month, between the hours of 9 PM and Midnight.
2. Try to be within three stools, left or right, from where Larry is seated.
3. Around 11 PM, (after Larry has had a few), and if seating allows, try moving closer to him.
4. If you are within arms length of Larry at that time, your chances of being selected will increase dramatically.