PRESENTING CLASSIC FILMS PLUCKED FROM THE CINEMATIC TRASHCAN SINCE 2006 ...

"IT'S BEER THATS GOOD FOR YOU." FEATURING STRAUB, STRAUB LIGHT & STRAUB SPECIAL DARK.

"BAD MOVIE MONDAY" IS PART "MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000", PART "CHILLER THEATRE" (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER!) AND PART "B MOVIE" AT THE DRIVE IN. IT IS AN EVENING DEVOTED TO LOVERS OF THE CAMPY, THE CULTY AND THE TRULY CRAPPY FILMS THAT, IF YOUR LUCKY, YOU CAN ONLY SEEM TO CATCH ON SOME WIERD CHANNEL AT ABOUT 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.       UNTIL NOW.       THE EVENING FEATURES A DINNER SPECIAL OF SOME SORT (ALL YOU CAN EAT SPAGHETTI IN THE WINTER MONTHS, PORK WINGS WHEN ITS WARMER OR OUR NEW SLOPPY JOE / HAM BBQ COMBO) AND A STRAUB, STRAUB LIGHT & STRAUB SPECIAL DARK BEER BOTTLE SPECIAL.       PLEASE NOTE THERE IS NO SMOKING ALLOWED IN THE DINING ROOM DURING THIS EVENT. IF YOU WANT TO LIGHT ONE UP, FEEL FREE TO JOIN ME IN THE BAR AS WE ENJOY THAT SMOOTH RICH TOBACCO FLAVOR !!!

MOVIE SCHEDULE

FEBRUARY 1

FEATURE: "CROAKED" (FROG MONSTER FROM HELL)

“CROAKED, FROG MONSTER FROM HELL” (“This time the frog dissects YOU”) is another in a seemingly endless line of Team Troma presentations. Some may know it as “RANA: THE LEGEND OF SHADOW LAKE”. But all who have seen it in either of it’s incarnations agree: it’s crap. Low budget crap. Entertaining low budget crap to be sure. But it’s still crap. Which makes it perfect fare while pretty much summing up what “Bad Movie Monday” is all about!       Which brings us to how HEV, the lovely Lady pictured right, came to be our Hostess for the evening. When she told me that she 1: Loved bad movies; 2: Loved bad movies with killer frogs in them (giant or otherwise) and 3: Loved bad movies with guys dressed up in giant ill-fitting rubber frog outfits, it was a match made it heaven. Who knew that was all it would take!       As for the movie (which we dug out of LURKER’s “emergency bad movie box”), the plot involves an island, a lost treasure, a little kid and the adult he becomes that narrates the movie, a scientist, and some yahoos looking for the treasure, with the occasional appearance of the aforementioned killer frog killing people. it's what giant killer frogs do I guess. How does it end? I guess you'll have to join HEV and the rest of us to find out.

YOUR HOST: HEV

FEBRUARY 15

FEATURE: "THE WILD WOMEN OF WONGO"

This story is set on the mythical islands of Wango, Wongo, Noona and Goona. One of the islands is inhabited by hot women and ape-like men. One of the others is inhabited by hot men and ape-like women. Or something like that. Main characters go by the names of "Omoo", "Ahtee" and "Wana". Both island residents worship a Crocodile God, to whom they periodicly make sacrifices to and dance for. I’m not sure why. The plot seems to involve the ugly guys wanting the hot women and the ugly women wanting the hot guys. Wanna guess how that is going to work out? And if that isn’t enough for you, there is a talking parrot for comedy relief and an Island King with bright blue hair for more comedy relief. The whole mess seems to come off as Ed Wood presenting Gilligan’s Island. If nothing else, it will give us some idea of what passed for “hot women” in 1958. I can’t wait.

YOUR HOST: MARK

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"NIGHT OF THE LIVING FRED"

"BAD MOVIE MONDAY" IS PART "MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000", PART "CHILLER THEATRE" (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER!) AND PART "B MOVIE" AT THE DRIVE IN. IT IS AN EVENING DEVOTED TO LOVERS OF THE CAMPY, THE CULTY AND THE TRULY CRAPPY FILMS THAT, IF YOUR LUCKY, YOU CAN ONLY SEEM TO CATCH ON SOME WIERD CHANNEL AT ABOUT 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.       UNTIL NOW.       THE EVENING FEATURES A DINNER SPECIAL OF SOME SORT (ALL YOU CAN EAT SPAGHETTI IN THE WINTER MONTHS, PORK WINGS WHEN ITS WARMER), A STRAUB, STRAUB LIGHT & STRAUB SPECIAL DARK BEER SPECIAL, AND A RAFFLE WITH A $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE FROM PHANTOM OF THE ATTIC UP FOR GRABS (COURTESY OF OWNER RON RUSSITANO, PICTURED LEFT.) HOW CAN YOU LOSE?       PLEASE NOTE THERE IS NO SMOKING ALLOWED IN THE DINING ROOM DURING THIS EVENT. IF YOU WANT TO LIGHT ONE UP, FEEL FREE TO JOIN VAL & I IN THE BAR !!!

"NIGHT OF THE
LIVING FRED"